Tag: Tough Guy

Uh… Pssst… Behind You

Uh… Pssst… Behind You

I don’t mean to state the obvious, but uh, dude, there’s a naked guy behind you. And by the looks of it, he should probably have that mole checked out too. Just sayin’.

Tough Guy Fanny Pack

Tough Guy Fanny Pack

So this photo was actually just fine. I was going to pass it by without a second thought until… wait a minute… is that!?… No, it couldn’t be. That dude’s got a fanny pack on!? WTF!?

Matching Shades

Matching Shades

This is actually not a bad shot at all and I’m all for a little gimmick to get a band to stand out some amongst their peers, but did you guys really need to buy the same sunglasses at the local mall Sunglass Hut? How about a little variety. Something.

Metal Laundromat

Metal Laundromat

Now, I’m not gonna poke a sleeping grizzly here since these dudes look like they could kick some serious ass, but a coin-operated laundry? Really? You couldn’t just step outside in a poorly lit back alley and get a better shot?

Riiiiiight… Scary. Sure.

Riiiiiight… Scary. Sure.

Try all you want guys, you’re not scaring anyone. Not even my eight year old daughter. Nice try though.

Dude! We’re In a Band!

Dude! We’re In a Band!

Gotta love the use of a cellphone pic and the drummer’s copy of Photoshop in a band’s promo photo.

Finger Gun! Pew! Pew!

Finger Gun! Pew! Pew!

I don’t know what’s funnier, the dude looking all tough with the finger gun or the guy in the back who’s confused as to whether or not he’s still in the band.