Tag: Photoshop master

Green Screen Much

Green Screen Much

I love that the couch in this “photo” is draped with a clothe of some sort, so, you know, it’s protected from the grime and filth of the overall scene this photo portrays. And the Photoshop master that handled the HDRizing and color changes with this one must have been quite the hurry.

What Are You Guys Looking At?

What Are You Guys Looking At?

Chains, studded belts and corpsepaint. Yep, these dudes must be metal, but what I want to know is… what’s so intriguing off to the right that they can’t even look at the camera. I mean, c’mon. How rude.

Gah! Cat People!

Gah! Cat People!

Had this photo actually been taken with a proper camera (instead of the roadies’ cellphone) it wouldn’t have been half bad. Oh, and I think the photoshopped white circles over the eyes is a great touch!

Lookit Me Skull

Lookit Me Skull

Don’t buy into this guys skull when none of the other members were actually present as a group when this “photo” was taken. Either they are completely disinterested in the process or they are easily distrac- OOOH! Poofy dog! Where was I?…

World Record for Lens Flares

World Record for Lens Flares

OK, I joke about the over-use of lens flares alot on this site, but goddamn designer dude, enough is enough. Seriously, were you trying to set a personal best here?

Really Guys? Really?

Really Guys? Really?

Man, my eight year old daughter looks tougher than these dudes. And she’s got better hair too! On a design front, killer job on the background apocalypse designer dude. I would never have guessed that it wasn’t real.

Third World Magic

Third World Magic

Dude, you should totally lay down on these steps and we’ll have what’s her name jump on the step above you. Then, we’ll like rotate the photo in this cool software I pirated called Photochop or something and it’ll look like you’re making her float. It’ll be so fucking killer!

Power Metal in Space

Power Metal in Space

Not nearly as classic as TV sitcom Lost in Space, the latest movie from these dazzlingly coiffed gentlemen titled Power Metal in Space has some really killer special effects. You can totally tell by this cast band photo. I mean, they even included red glowy space fireflies. Way cool, photoshop dude.

Old Timey Black Metal

Old Timey Black Metal

There are several things about this photo that is confusing. Firstly, is there a sub-genre for steampunk black metal? Are they fans of the Lone Ranger? And were their masks “painted” on before the photographer arrived or in Photoshop? So many questions left unanswered. Oh, and nice work on the fog graphic designer dude.

Flaming Magician

Flaming Magician

It appears as though flaming hands are truly metal as I’ve seen more than my fair share of these types of photos. Then again, are this dudes hands really aflame or is he just the next David Copperfield and using magic?