Tag: hipsters

Fish Story

Fish Story

Look, Steve, I don’t care if you did catch a fish that big, no one gives a flying fuck. Damn. And quit playing with your suspenders. You look like a homeless version of my dad.

Libraries Aren’t Metal

Libraries Aren’t Metal

Either one of their mom’s works in the library and that couldn’t get any other place to take a band photo, or they are just trying to make themselves seem smarter than they really are.

Hipster Nerds in High Tops

Hipster Nerds in High Tops

Maybe I shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but one look at these dudes and the band’s they are sporting on their shirts (well BTBAM is cool) is enough to steer me in the other direction.

How the Hell is this Metal!?

How the Hell is this Metal!?

OK, I guess the chick in the front has some tatoos, but how is a line of female druid hipsters considered metal?!

How Many Hipsters Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb

How Many Hipsters Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb

Ok, so maybe they aren’t trying to figure out how to change the bulb. By the looks on some of these dude’s faces, I’m not even sure they know what they are looking at. Except, maybe a spherical mirror in which they can check their pretty hair.

Nice Blanky Dude

Nice Blanky Dude

That’s a fancy room you all have there. Killer pink blanky too, dude.

Band of Golums

Band of Golums

These guys couldn’t decide who got to be Golum, so they all struck a pose. Silly snow-bound forest hipsters.

Kriss Kross Will Make Ya…

Kriss Kross Will Make Ya…

I wonder what third-world country these guys are from to have just recently gotten their bootleg copies of Kriss Kross’ discography.