Category: Band Photos

Sometimes, band’s are just a little too full of themselves or decide that flaming hands are the best way to showcase themselves to their adoring legions. Enjoy the fails.

Uh… Pssst… Behind You

Uh… Pssst… Behind You

I don’t mean to state the obvious, but uh, dude, there’s a naked guy behind you. And by the looks of it, he should probably have that mole checked out too. Just sayin’.

Fish Story

Fish Story

Look, Steve, I don’t care if you did catch a fish that big, no one gives a flying fuck. Damn. And quit playing with your suspenders. You look like a homeless version of my dad.

Tough Guy Fanny Pack

Tough Guy Fanny Pack

So this photo was actually just fine. I was going to pass it by without a second thought until… wait a minute… is that!?… No, it couldn’t be. That dude’s got a fanny pack on!? WTF!?

Green Screen Much

Green Screen Much

I love that the couch in this “photo” is draped with a clothe of some sort, so, you know, it’s protected from the grime and filth of the overall scene this photo portrays. And the Photoshop master that handled the HDRizing and color changes with this one must have been quite the hurry.

Casual Nuclear Explosion

Casual Nuclear Explosion

To be quite honest, if there were any sort of explosion the size of which we see here, the last thing I’m going to do is remain calm. The first thing, however, would be to shit my pants.

Too Many Hands

Too Many Hands

There are three things about this “band” photo that confuse me. 1) Why so many hands and who do they belong to. 2) Is there a new mime-core sub-genre that I’m not aware of? 3) And did the dude corpsepaint his moustache!?

Metal Pajama Party!?

Metal Pajama Party!?

I’m not sure what’s going on in this particular band photo, but I hope to all things unholy that it’s a Halloween party and not some bizarro plushy get together.

What Are You Guys Looking At?

What Are You Guys Looking At?

Chains, studded belts and corpsepaint. Yep, these dudes must be metal, but what I want to know is… what’s so intriguing off to the right that they can’t even look at the camera. I mean, c’mon. How rude.

Libraries Aren’t Metal

Libraries Aren’t Metal

Either one of their mom’s works in the library and that couldn’t get any other place to take a band photo, or they are just trying to make themselves seem smarter than they really are.