Category: Album Covers

Just because you’ve found yourself a five year old bootleg of Photoshop, doesn’t mean you’re an artist. Hell, a retarded chimpanzee could produce better shit than this.

Future Juggalo of Doom

Future Juggalo of Doom

I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here, but it scares me. The designer/artist appears to ahve some skills in Photoshop, but the execution could be a little better. And what’s up with the teddy bear?

Copy/Paste, Copy/Paste…

Copy/Paste, Copy/Paste…

At some point in the creation of an album cover (especially in a digital medium) there comes a time when you just need to STOP FUCKING ADDING SHIT TO THE LAYOUT. I mean, really, does anything on this cover remotely make any sense or have any bearing on the many other items contained within?

4th Grade Artist

4th Grade Artist

I really like this album cover, or at least, my inner 9 year old self does. I mean, it’s got boobies, crazy bat things and it’s drawn in a medium that I can totally relate to — Crayola crayons and colored paper. Of course, I could do without the half naked dood in the metal […]

Back Zits

Back Zits

It’s painfully clear that some time was spent working on this one, but I’m just not sure of the subject matter. Is this dude going into a swampy Turkish bath to cleanse his zitty back or what?

This Ain’t No Van Gogh

This Ain’t No Van Gogh

Seriously? My kid could do better than this. And the atrocious attempt to place the logo in there? World class skills.

Blow-up Doll Revolution

Blow-up Doll Revolution

I’m not quite sure what to make of this album cover, but I’m not sure that megaphone is going to be of any use to a porn star with no mouth or vag. At least the graphic artist knows how to use those Photoshop filters.

I’ve Been Had

I’ve Been Had

Just one look at this high quality album cover and you know the music inside is gonna kick serious ass. Or you’ll find out you wasted perfectly good beer money buying it.

Lanced Zit

Lanced Zit

I’m not sure what that landscape is supposed to be. The cross-section of a dead elks skin perhaps? Either way, that boil/zit got the shit lanced out of it.

Never Too Big To Fail

Never Too Big To Fail

This one was just begging to be included here. 2 Big 2 Fail?… Riiiiight. I particularly like the bats coming together to form the band’s symbol.